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CDC Tracking Gingivitis Outbreak. Listerine Likely Culprit, Government Declares

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has announced Monday that it is closely monitoring a gingivitis outbreak that has its epicenter i...
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Arkansas High School Music Teacher Encourages Dropping Out, “Focus on Rap Career”

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Science
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“Skin Illuminates At Night,” Alaskan Man Shares About Cell Tower On Property

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Politics
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Angle On The Ankle: Kurt Angle Puts J.D. Vance in Ankle Lock, “Tim Walz Is Next”

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Politics
12 months ago

Trump, Biden Likely Brothers, Concludes (Quack) Family Therapist

With an unusual and perhaps negligent degree of confidence, a Wisconsin therapist, likely a quack, has put forth a groundbreaking revelation: Donald T ...
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Business
12 months ago

West Virginia Car (Lemon) Dealer Rejects Ethics: “Not My Problem”

A West Virginia car dealership has boldly declared that ethics are, quite frankly, overrated. The dealership, known for its impressively large collect ...
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Technology
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Apple Decides Phones Not So Smart After All   

In a dramatic escalation of their previous announcement, Apple Inc. has doubled down on their assertion that smartphones are “not so smart” and ar ...
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MSU Football To Host Reality Camp: “You’ll Never Make It” 

In a bold move, Michigan State University’s football program has announced their plan to reopen a summer camp; designed to dash the hopes and dr ...
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