. . . Midwest Melody is a satirical news outlet. All articles, unless otherwise indicated, posted on the website or social media are entire satirical and fictitious, existing solely for humor and entertainment. As such, the following points summarize us well:
Fictional Content: All articles, stories, and news pieces on this website are purely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Humor and Satire: Our content is designed to be humorous and satirical. We aim to poke fun at the absurdities of life, politics, and society. If you find yourself taking anything here too seriously, we recommend a deep breath and a good laugh.
No Harm Intended: We do not intend to offend, harm, or defame any individual, group, or entity. Our goal is simply to entertain.
Not Real News: This is not a legitimate news source. If you’re here for a good chuckle, you’ve come to the right place.
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