CDC Tracking Gingivitis Outbreak. Listerine Likely Culprit, Government Declares
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August 12, 2024
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has announced Monday that it is closely monitoring a gingivitis outbreak that has its epicenter in Michigan. The outbreak has prompted an urgent investigation, or at least a pretense of an investigation, into its origins. Federal investigators have declared that Listerine, the popular mouthwash brand, is the likely culprit behind the outbreak. …
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“Skin Illuminates At Night,” Alaskan Man Shares About Cell Tower On Property
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August 5, 2024
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In a remote corner of Alaska, where the Northern Lights dance across the sky, one man has found himself glowing in a rather unexpected way. Meet Ronald Lawrence, the 37-year-old Alaskan whose skin illuminates at night, thanks to a cell tower installed on his property. Ronald first noticed the peculiar phenomenon a few months after the tower was erected. “At …
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Eating “Healthy” Linked To Bouts of Rage
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July 23, 2024
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Superfoods are causing super furies Recent findings have exposed a maddening link between so-called “healthy” eating and a spike in lawless lunacy. That’s right, the self-righteous salad-eaters are now the new outlaws, with a bizarre rise in thefts – and not just any thefts, but the audacious stealing of catalytic converters. It’s as if the more spinach they shove down …
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Angry Old Man On Joro Spiders: Good For Your Life
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July 23, 2024
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Spotting Joro Spiders: A Blessing in Disguise, Apparently – Oh, great. Another Joro spider sighting. Fantastic. Just what I needed today. You know what they say, “Count your blessings,” right? Well, count this one as a blessing that these critters aren’t out for blood—ours, anyway. So, next time you see one, try to muster up a thank you for the small …
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