Angle On The Ankle: Kurt Angle Puts J.D. Vance in Ankle Lock, “Tim Walz Is Next”
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Midwest Melody
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August 8, 2024
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Politics
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Launching his new political watchdog group Angle On The Ankle, Legendary WWE superstar Kurt Angle has taken his signature move, the ankle lock, out of the ring and into the political arena. Vice presidential contender J.D. Vance found himself on the receiving end of Angle’s infamous submission hold, with Angle declaring, “I’ll squeeze the truth out of him to see …
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Trump, Biden Likely Brothers, Concludes (Quack) Family Therapist
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Midwest Melody
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July 23, 2024
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Politics
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With an unusual and perhaps negligent degree of confidence, a Wisconsin therapist, likely a quack, has put forth a groundbreaking revelation: Donald Trump and Joe Biden are brothers. The evidence? Their incessant bickering over politics and an uncanny ability to never actually throw a punch. The therapist, armed with years of experience, has observed that Trump and Biden’s political arguments …
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